2004 Democratic National Convention Official Program:
I’m not usually as amused by email forwards as I was by this one:
2004 Democratic National Convention Official Program:
6:00pm Opening flag burning ceremony.
6:00pm Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton.
6:30pm Anti-war concert by Barbara Streisand.
6:40pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
7:00pm Tribute theme to France.
7:10pm Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
7:25pm Tribute theme to North Korea.
7:45pm Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore).
8:25pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:30pm Terrorist appeasement “cut & run” workshop.
9:00pm Hamas appreciation resolution.
10:00pm Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.
10:10pm Re-enactment of John Kerry’s fake medal toss.
10:30pm Equal Rights demonstration by N.A.M.B.L.A.
10:40pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:50pm Pledge of allegiance to the United Nations.
11:00pm Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, same sex, maybe some farm animals).
11:15pm Maximizing Welfare workshop.
11:30pm ‘Free Saddam’ pep rally.
11:59pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:00am Nomination of “waffles & ketchup” democratic candidate.
12:05am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.