The Best Valentine’s Gift, Ever

Bittersweets. They are much like the candy hearts we are all so familiar with. They probably even taste like Pepto Bismal, just like the real ones! The messages written on them, however, are far more entertaining.

The first collection of candies is called “Dejected” and includes sayings such as:

I MISS MY EX
TABLE FOR 1
I CRY ON Q
U C MY BLOG?
ASYLUM BOUND
DIGNITY FREE
WE HAD PLANS
SETTLE 4LESS
NOT AGAIN

The second collection is called “Dysfunctional” and the sayings include:

RUMORS TRUE
PRENUP OKAY?
GAME ON TV
CALL A 900#
P.S. I LUV ME
DO MY DISHES
UWATCH CMT
PAROLE IS UP!
U+ME=GRIEF
I WANT HALF
BE MY PRISON
C THAT DOOR?

Here are some more suggestions for entertaining Valentine’s Day gifts from my post last year.

Now you have no excuse!

One Response to “The Best Valentine’s Gift, Ever”

  1. Rachel Says:

    Very funny!

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