I missed last season and an thrilled that I bought a $15 tv at the Salvation Army so Dan could watch the Rose Bowl (which we ended up watching at a sports bar anyway probably because they have dozens of gianormous television screens and private flat panels for each booth). Anyway, Fox has an ad on their site that says “Search the web for Jack’s cell phone.” So I did.
I have no idea what I was supposed to find by googling those three words, but I was bored. What I did find was Dave Barry live blogging 24:
FINALLY the football game is over. I hope everybody has visited the bathroom and is ready for some ACTION.
UPDATE: WE DON’T WANT THE SUBWAY POSTGAME SHOW. WE WANT JACK.
UPDATE: What the hell has Jimmy Johnson done to his hair?
UPDATE: Here we go. I pity the West Coast.
I had to stop reading there because I didn’t want to spoil anything. I may move to the east coast.