In-flight Humor

There’s this really awesome guy that I can’t stop thinking about. When I visited him, I took a plane. Two red-eye flights over Thanksgiving weekend and I’m finally catching up, but here are some of the funny things I saw:

This is on the flight safety card. Obviously it is advising you not to use these electronic devices during take0ff and landing. I was a little surprised to see that I wouldn’t be able to use my nearly full size PacMan arcade game. What a bummer.

This is the sticker on the inside of the toilet lid. It is clearly telling you what not to throw into the toilet. A fork? A bottle? A rattle?? Really??

And finally - the peanuts.

6 Responses to “In-flight Humor”

  1. Dan at Necessary Roughness Says:

    May I suggest applying the Jeff Foxworthy rule: They wouldn\’t have made a sign about it, if it had NEVER happened.

  2. Devona Says:

    Hahaha! That was wonderful thanks for sharing. :)

  3. Orycteropus Afer Says:

    Between our lawsuit-happy nation and our sorry state of education in many parts, what should we expect?

    As for the 2nd part, my peanut-allergic wife agrees completely. I bet the emergency kits also have latex gloves.

  4. Chaz Says:

    My lightsaber and my DL-44 blaster pistol aren’t on the card! Yay!

  5. Rick Ritchie Says:

    Maybe it just means we can\’t throw all those items in at the same time, but may throw them in separately?

  6. Elle Says:

    Rick, that would definitely make more sense!

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