April - National Poetry Month - V
To close out my National Poetry Month posts, I leave you with the following rhyme from The History of Farting by Dr. Benjamin Bart:
An unfortunate girl named Louise
Lets a vast ventral blast with each sneeze.
She attracts quite a crowd when they rip out real loud
And she blushes right down to her knees.
Previous National Poetry Month posts:
April - National Poetry Month I
April - National Poetry Month II
April - National Poetry Month III
April - National Poetry Month IV
April 29th, 2005 at 10:58 am
Fantastic — that was the first one where the main character didn’t have “_art” in his/her name — ie, it was tougher to see where this one was going!