Dan the Geologist and I got married, drove 4,000 miles, set up a new apartment and throughout each day I think about things I want to blog - yet when I sit down in front of my computer, my mind goes blank. Living happily ever after gives me blogger’s block, but that’s not a complaint.

I think after salvation, family, friends, food, shelter, gainful employment and freedom would be the blessing of garage sales. What a wonderful concept! When people in a community have too much junk, they put it all out in front of their houses and invite their neighbors to sift through it and give them money in exchange for the very stuff they don’t even want! Garage sales are a socially acceptable way to be nosey and look through someone else’s stuff - and if you like it enough, you can buy it at a deeply discounted price! There is something strangely satisfying about that.

I’ve been trying to buy furnishings and household items for an apartment and so far I’ve run into some amazing deals:

1. A $3 crockpot - only used twice.

2. A Pampered Chef Generation II Cookware set along with an extra saute pan for $15 (I talked her down from $20. How cheap am I?). I may have to toss two of the pieces, but the rest are in great condition.

3. A matching couch and loveseat in surprisingly good condition for $30. The price tag said $40 and at first I figured it might have either been $140 or possibly $40 for each piece. When I inquired about the price, the lady said she would take $30 for them both. I didn’t even have to bargain!

4. A solid (possibly oak?) wood dining room table with a leaf for $42.50. The feet are ball and claw. The table top is in a sunburst pattern. It needs a little TLC but will be well loved. At first when we tried to take the leaf out and close it, the table was stuck. It is a solid, heavy wood table and probably had not been messed with in years. Two men volunteering at the church rummage sale and my future father-in-law (who subsequently bargained the same two volunteers down to $3 for a computer chair originally priced at $10) worked the table for an hour and with the help of some furniture polish and elbow grease, got it to open and close with some ease.

I like Wichita for several reasons and one of them is that garage sales begin on Thursday. Three days each week, I can go look through someone else’s junk and if I like it, I can buy it. Next on my list: Dining room chairs with padded seats I can recover and an ottoman. A big, fat ottoman.

At church on Sunday a sweet older gentleman sat behind us during Bible study. He caught my attention afterwards, waived his hand in the air a little, pointing to my fiance and I, and said, “You two radiate love!” I didn’t know exactly what to say, so I told him we were soon to be married. He said, “Oh, you’re not married? I think everyone should be married!”

I seem to be taking a bit of a summer break from blogging and am enjoying it immensely. I have a few things consuming most of my time and I can’t really blog about those things at this point, so I just haven’t had much to say.

I have, however, been able to take some pictures. For those of you craving some intolerance, here you go! A Christian Lifestyle Store. If your lifestyle isn’t Christian enough, go on by and get a few statues, framed pieces of art or a candle! They sell mostly books and music and would be more accurately described as a bookstore. I did see books by Dr. Laura Schlessinger and Joel Osteen, though, so calling it Christian isn’t entirely accurate. Perhaps a better name would have been Perfect Work Righteousness Christianish Bookstore.

Despite all this, I did make a purchase there. Afterwards, I realized I could have made the same purchase for almost 1/2 the price at Sam’s Club.

Today Dan took me to the Kansas Masters BBQ Championship which was, oddly enough, sponsored by the Center for Health and Wellness. We got to taste test some seriously excellent artery clogging BBQ ribs and beef brisket and listen to some very loud live music. Maybe I’m just getting old.

I sure wish I had my camera with me because this is what I saw: Volunteers with shirts that said “Center for Health and Wellness” dropping handfuls of greasy ribs, pork and beef into bowls often held by people who were clearly struggling with their own health and wellness. To their credit, I did see a nurse with a stethoscope cruising the grounds in a golf cart. She may have been puffing on a cigarette, but smokey air is better than no air at all when your arteries have had all they can take and you need CPR, right?

I still haven’t completely unpacked, but I did get a job.

Last week I was looking through the paper for a job and got bored, so I started looking at apartments which just happened to be next to the following column:

Your Lutheran Carnival entries are due Friday. Here is how to enter. Mrs. T Swede is hosting!

There are things here that to me, being from Alaska, are simply charming. I don’t know that the rest of the world would find them so interesting and novel, but I do - things like old buildings made from brick and an enormous amount of sky.

I’ve been too busy to blog lately - but with good reason. Very good reason. The following photos of a sunrise were taken by me on a flight to Kansas. They might have been taken somewhere between Colorado and Texas - I’m not sure. I was up for nearly 24 hours by the time I took these photos.

I was originally assigned a middle seat for the first leg of the trip which was six hours. When I got on the plane, there was a man in the aisle seat and a woman in the window seat. She asked me, “Do you like the window?” It turns out she and the aisle seat guy were travelling together and she happily moved to the middle so I could sit by the window and take these pictures. What a lovely surprise!

Even more lovely was the fact that my fiance would be waiting for me to get off the plane in Kansas. And to top all the loveliness off, I get to spend the summer with him.

I see the news on TV, the internet and hear it on the radio. I know President Bush spoke on immigration last night and appears to finally have a slight clue about the problem - but its really hard for me to care right now. I’m entirely too distracted.

If you will excuse me, I have unpacking to do and a job to find. Lord willing, I can get both done this week. I’m fairly good at getting jobs. It’s the unpacking I’m concerned about.

My Great Grandmother owned an apartment building in Chicago during the depression. This was a time when people were too proud to take charity. There wasn’t a sense of entitlement like there is today. A time came when the tenants had trouble affording rent, though they wanted to pay their landlord something. My Great Grandmother accepted all sorts of items in lieu of cash for rent. The stolen ring was one of those items. Jewelry wasn’t terribly valuable during the depression when all you wanted was to heat your house, pay your rent and eat a meal. It is sad to see a piece of family history disappear like that, however the good part is that there were two more rings to choose from. I hadn’t seen them in several years and was delighted to find one I actually like better than the one that was stolen. Never in my life has jewelry been comforting to me. I think I may have officially entered womanhood.

Possible scene of the crime: A postal shipping center

The evidence: A bubblewrap envelope which appeared to not have been tampered with and a ring box that is missing its ring. A photo of said ring minutes before its wayward departure.

Victim - customer: Victim intended to send a family heirloom engagement ring to her fiance so he could have it repaired and use it as an engagement ring. Victim padded the ring in a small amount of bubblewrap, tucked it inside the bottom of a jewelry store box, closed the box and slipped it into a padded bubblewrap envelope. Victim foolishly left the shipping center without ensuring that the package had been secured with its own self-stick tape.

Suspect1 - clerk: Suspect1 received the unsecured, still open, bubblewrap envelope, processed paperwork to insure the item and presumably send it on its way.

Witness - fiance: Witness received the bubblewrap envelope, opened it up, found the jewelry box inside, but instead of finding a ring, found only a piece of tape. Victim did not put tape inside the box.

Action taken: Victim contacted the manager of the Shipping Center to report the missing ring. Manager said he would file an insurance claim with headquarters and interview the staff in the morning. Victim also filed a police report.

Since the police really have bigger fish to fry than looking for a possible ring theif - if indeed the ring was stolen in their juristiction - they can’t reasonably be expected to devote many man hours to this possible crime. Victim and Victim’s family who are avid CSI fans are going to hit the pawn shop scene in the morning in an attempt to retrieve the missing ring.

Will the family heirloom be recovered? Will there be any evidence linking the ring to a suspect? Will victim at least be able to claim the amount for which the ring was insured?

Stay tuned!

Well…Frozen Soy Dessert, really. It’s surprisingly good, though.

I figured I could have ice cream for breakfast because in addition to my cereal this morning, I wanted some juice. Then a thought occurred to me…half a serving of ice cream has less sugar, fewer carbs and calories than does a glass of juice.

That’s not the only social rule I’ve been breaking lately. Dan and I settled on a date to get married. We did that so people who have to travel will be able to make arrangements. So he asked my mom’s blessing and here we are planning our wedding before he has actually popped the question, which of course will happen as soon as the ring is ready and we are together again.

In the meantime, what do we call each other when we are in Engagement Limbo? We’ve never done this before and don’t know what the heck we’re doing. We think fiance/fiancee would be appropriate.

On the other hand, we are Lutherans and don’t believe in limbo to begin with.

So it seems I had ice cream for breakfast and am engaged before the proposal. Any which way it comes to me, I’m thrilled because both the ice cream and the man are irreplaceable.

Lutheran Carnival XXI is up at Necessary Roughness. Thanks, Dan!

In an update on the Mt. Ararat anomoly some speculate might be Noah’s Ark, Space.com published recently taken satellite photo.

It does look odd, but is it Noah’s Ark? To my untrained eyes it just looks like rock and ice.

Here is a radar image that makes the noted area look like a giant ledge on the side of the mountain.

Here is an annotated image, different from the first two. In this image it looks like it’s just part of the cliff. How in the world is an enormous boat going to stay on a cliff when snow and glaciers would likely be pushing it down?

I would love to find that under the ice and snow is a perfectly preserved ark, but these photos aren’t winning me over.

A lovely little thing will happen today during the third second of the second minute of the first hour of the fifth day of the fourth month of the sixth year of this century - it will be 01:02:03 04/05/06

If you miss it, don’t worry. It will happen again on 4 May for those who write the date in the day/month/year format.

It’s nice to have second changes in mathematic silliness. It would, on the other hand, be nice to have the ability to edit down to the second at which this post was published.

The banning of the Easter Bunny has been the topic in the blogsphere for a few days now, so it’s not news to most people that an Easter display was removed from City Hall in St. Paul, MN. Jay Leno just had a great comment regarding this:

“How come people want to take the God out of Easter but no one wants to take the Satan out of Halloween?”

While he is just as far off as the PC crowd, it’s a good point. They are far off because these symbols are not Christian symbols, except to those who don’t know what Christianity is, I suppose. They removed secular symbols from a public space for utter fear of offending non-Christians. What they should have done was remove the symbols for fear of offending actual Christians who rightfully despise watered-down secular “Christianity.”

Chicks, bunnies and grass have nothing to do with the resurrection of Christ or Christianity, yet because people are stupid, uninformed slaves of political correctness, they dedicate themselves to eradicating the secular signs of a Christian holiday - to my delight. Go for it! While you’re at it, could you get rid of Santa, his reindeer and Christmas trees? That would be lovely.

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